Prepping for the ‘Totally Unavoidable, Absolutely Not a Disaster’ Economic Outlook of 2026

Stock up on canned goods, patience, and a sense of humor—you’ll need all three.

Ah, the economy—that ever-reliable rollercoaster that only goes down when you’re strapped in and begging for mercy. Now, with whispers of new tariffs that could make your morning coffee cost as much as your mortgage, what’s a sensible person to do? Panic? No, no—we’re far too civilized for that. Instead, let’s call it “strategically preparing for the inevitable,” like buying a life raft before the ship’s captain starts humming Nearer, My God, to Thee

Whether these policies send prices soaring or just gently nudge us into an era where avocados are a form of currency, one thing’s for sure: You probably shouldn’t bet your future on politicians suddenly becoming math-literate. So, while the experts bicker over whether we’re headed for a “correction” or a full-tilt Mad Max economy, why not get ahead of the game? This guide will help you prep—not because the sky is falling, but because, well… have you seen the sky lately?