Archive - The Rising Phoenix

June 2025

Supreme Court Changes the Rules of the Game (Again)

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Constitutional Law Getting Weird

Jun 28 •

July 4th, 2025: A Perfectly Normal Holiday

(Narrator: It Was Not) Because nothing says "celebrating freedom" like needing a security detail to watch fireworks - Read for FREE! Only the op ed will…

Jun 26 •

Operation Oopsie Daisy: US Redecorates Iran’s Nuclear Facilities

(Without Asking for Paint Samples First)

Jun 22 •

What Now, America?

Protests, Parades, and the Road Ahead

Jun 15 •

Clowning Around With Authoritarianism

Because Nothing Scares Dictators Like a Good Punchline

Jun 9 •

The "Unbreakable" Bromance of Musk and Trump: A Love Story for the Ages

From Besties to "Blocked Contacts"

Jun 6 •

Antisemitism in 2025

Because Apparently We Still Need to Have This Conversation

Jun 1 •

May 2025

U.S. Army Announces "Extreme Makeover: Military Edition"

Army Slim-Fast: Fewer Jobs, More 'Efficiency,' and a Whole Lot of Hopeful Thinking

May 28 •

The GENIUS Act: Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Also Known As: More Ways for Tech Bros to Play Bank

May 27 •

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